Annotation:Physical Snob

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PHYSICAL SNOB, THE. English, Country Dance Tune (9/8 time). F Major. Standard tuning (fiddle). AABBCC. The melody dates to c. 1800. Dance instructions are for a longways dance for three couples. Dancing master John Durang (for whom see "annotation:Durang's Hornpipe (1)") contributed several new works to Bill Rickett's circus in late 18th/early 19th century America, including “a Comic Piece, in One Act, called The Physical Snob." There is also a broadside ballad called "The Physical Snob" [Roud Number: V1973] that begins:

I am a physical snob, Sirs,
Can cure ev'ry disease very fast!
There's no greater dab at a , Sirs,
Than litte Emanuel Last:
A son of a seven son I, Sirs,
Altho' in no charriot I rolls!
As a physician I patch up your bodies,
As a cobler I patch up your soles.
With my fol de rol, &c.

Your Warnick lane physic disciples,
Strut about, and look wond'rous big;
But alas! all their knowledge is plac'd In a gold-headed cane and bush wig;
As for me, Sirs, I cure all distempers,
Howsoever so had they may be;
But, like many of my learned brothers,
No description without I've a fee.
With my fol de rol, &c.

Master Bobby, a crop of this age,
Another day in great haste for me sent;
Lest death should push him off life's stage,
So away the the German I went:
I gave him a potion for sleeping,
Which, a little while after he'd ta'en,
He was put into bed, and he slept, Sirs,
So sound that he ne'r wak'd again.
With my fol de rol, &c.

When my physical habit I quit,
As a cobler appearing to view,
Ne'er fear I each fancy shall hit,
If i gain approbation from you;
And when Im at work in my stall,
Or in physical habit, I sing,
Whether handling the potion or awl,
Like a true Briton, Gad Save the King.
With my, &c.

Source for notated version:

Printed sources: Barnes (English Country Dance Tunes), 1986. Bentley (Fallibroome Collection, vol. 1).

Recorded sources:

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